2009-09-08

[笑一笑] made in japan

Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi.

有一个日本人赶着去吉隆坡机场,他接了一辆本地国产德士

The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit

德士司机一直保持着中等速度

but the Jap was getting impatient.

可是日本人已经开始不耐烦

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport . A Toyota Camry overtook the taxis.....zoom. ...

以下是他们在路上的对话。

一辆toyota camry超越了德士

Jap: Look ...look ... Toyota !! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan !

Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .

日本人: 你看...你看...Toyota!! 很快!!!...日本出产的!

Proton...不好...马来西亚出产的.

Driver: yah....

司机: 对...

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

几分钟后,一辆Nissan超越了德士

Jap: Look.... look.... Nissan!!!... .. very good!! very fast! Made in

Japan ! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia
日本人:你看...你看...Nissan!!...很好...非常快!!日本出产的!

Proton...不好...马来西亚出产的

Driver: yah....yah.. .

司机: 对...对...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !
几分钟后,又一辆Honda超越了德士

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in

Japan ! Proton....no good...made in Malaysia

日本人: 你看...你看...Honda!!..非常好!!非常快!! 日本出产的

Proton...不好...马来西亚出产的

Driver: yah...yah... yah....!

司机: 对...对...对...!

Arriving at the airport, the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

到了机场,日本人要付钱给德士司机

Jap: How much?

日本人: 多少$?

Driver: RM200/-

司机: RM200

Jap: Oh... very expensive... .. you overcharge ! !

日本人: 这么贵,你乱开价!!

Driver: Noooo.... look.... look.... Sony meter!!....very good!!....Very fast!.... Made in Japan !

司机: 没有...你看...你看...SONY的表!! 非常好!! 非常快!! 日本出产的

----------------我是笑话的分割线-------------------

已经是凌晨1点钟了
第一次这么夜还挂在网上,在部落格留连忘返
虽然已经感觉到疲倦了,眼皮也开始显得很沉重
我还是很乐意继续留在这里,一直到写完为止
看来我中毒不浅,应该要去scan一下脑袋,清一清毒了
看看身后的贝贝和巴比都已经进入梦乡了
我想也是时候伸一伸懒腰,进入梦乡去会会他们了

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